This Frog's all about nonverbals.
Around 2:33 into the video below, 18-year-old hubby-to-be Levi Johnston lets out one heckuva my-life's-all-shot-to-hell sigh that could only mean one thing.
I should've worn a condom.
You've just become the new freecreditreport.com guy, Levi. Only difference being, your identity got hacked by social conservative control freak Sarah Palin.
But maybe instead of selling fish to tourists in tee shirts, your new father-in-law can give you a job on his commercial fishing boat.
The one named Mommy Dearest.
But look on the bright side.
At least Bristol was legal. You dodged the underage consensual sex bullet. After how I've heard your soon-to-be mother-in-law used her position as Governor to go after her sister's state trooper ex-husband, you would've been the poster boy of the Alaskan sex offender registry.
It's too bad, kid. As we say in the South...
...you're fixin' to find out just how long forever really is.
3 comments:
I don't know if I can agree with you on this one Sunny. I have a feeling that the citizens of Alaska are about to find out how unequal government "free" health care is, and that of the less fortunate. You know what I am saying. a lavish birthing suite for little miss governor's child and the plight of the less fortunate that have to have a communal hospital room with 4 to 7 other women..
I wonder if there is anyway to find out exactly how much tax money it takes after she has the kid..
As for 'baby daddy', well I think we will find our underachiever soon in a nice cushy state job. As for the registry, I find it hard to believe that he got her preggers the first time they slept together, so this might actually be a case of forgetfulness by law enforcement.
Keep in mind, in Alaska, you get a check for every kid...remember every child. Palin's family, just from the PFD, gets $10,500 or more, just for being in Alaska. Tack onto this the resource check refund of $1200, and you have $17000+ that's more than the poverty level just for how big your family is. They'll do fine. This kid will get a job on the slope, make lots of money, be resentful of his wife and kid, turn to bottle and abuse, and run the classic Alaskan family.
Maybe old Levi is smarter than I thought...
:)
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