
I have figured it out....
Throw out the Iowa caucus, throw out the New Hampshire primary.
Want a true consensus of how America is thinking Presidentially?
Pick a random day and hold the first primary at Denny's all over the United States.
Along with the pleasure of eating one scrumptious buttery toasted English muffin--bathed in grape jelly deliciousness on Thanksgiving morn, I had the chance to observe those dining along with me.
There sat the true cross-section of everyday America, not a turkey among them.
I'd bet my Moon Over My Hammy we'd get a truer picture than what our media paints.
In fact, it might create quite the donny, 'er Dennybrook.
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