Her husband, U.S. Senator David Vitter has allegedly been involved with an escort service in Washington and an infamous brothel in New Orleans.
"Last week," Mrs. Vitter continued, "some people very sympathetically said to me, 'I wouldn't want to be in your shoes right now.'"
Well, Wendy old girl, that's probably because you stuck your Prada's in someone else's back.
Back in 2000, when asked to consider her husband's hypothetical adultery, she aimed her stilettos at Hillary Clinton, knocked off her boots after the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
"I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me."
If the shoe fits, wear it.