Friday, October 27, 2006

The Left's Guide to Bush-Speak

Laugh Riot Nine
Topplebush.com
thinks Democrats and Progressives need help in cleaning up their language. Often those on the left use words and phrases right out of Bush's playbook that are Bush-speak and simply part of the GOP lexicon.
Topplebush invites creative types to add to the list, a valuable and effective tool in defeating the Bush-Rove "spin and smear" machine.

Words or phrases BushCo's GOP would like you to use
The Progressive Response
Iraq War Bush's Folly, Occupation of Iraq
Burdensome Government Regulations Consumer / Environmental Protection
Terrorist Surveillance Program Bush illegally spying on Americans / illegal circumvention of FISA court
Clean Skies Toxic pollutants from weakened regulations
No Child Left Behind Under-funded Government Mandate
Real Conservative Pro-Corporation, Pro-war, Pro-rich ONLY supporter
The Christian Right The American Taliban / The Religious Reich
Running a tight ship Purging all dissenters / outing CIA agents
Pro-Defense Pro-Defense Contractors
Horrible Clinton Administration The Good Old Days
Climate Change Climate Crisis
Bush Presidency The Bush Presidency is over for all practical purposes with his poll numbers in the mid-30's.
Republican Congressman Bush Enabler
Voter ID Voter suppression
Flat Tax Tax increase for everyone but the rich
We're at war We're occupying Iraq
War against terror A perpetual state of being with no end in sight and no definitive way to measure results; empty phrase that sounds tough with main purpose being to funnel taxpayer money to defense contractors who then funnel more back to the politicians to help them get elected
We won't "cut and run" ...Except from Afghanistan and anywhere else that doesn't have lots of oil or other resources we want
We are fighting terrorists there so we don't have to fight them here We are creating more terrorists there so we have to fight them everywhere including here
We are mostly fighting al Qaeda terrorists in Iraq We are fighting a resistance to occupation by Iraqi people that doesn't either like or include many al Qaeda members
Activist Judges Freedom judges, Activist President
September 11, 9/11 Catch-all excuse for Bush/GOP excesses and abuse of power
Bush's steadfast resolve Bullheadedness, stubbornness
"Embryo Adoption" "Snowflake Baby" Terms used to prevent cures for serious diseases from stem cell research
This situation in Iraq is "challenging" There's a civil war and bloodbath in Iraq
Sectarian violence (in Iraq) Civil War (in Iraq)
Iraq War Greatest strategic disaster in U.S. history
September 11, 9/11 Bush's first major failure to protect America --from viewer Kathy
We need to "win in Iraq" We have already lost in Iraq about every way this can be measured and it's only a question of how much more losing and loss of life Americans will tolerate
This war will end all other wars There is no such thing as a war to end all other wars
Freedom, human rights, and democracy Terms the right has corruputed to sell regime change and unilateralism
Adapt and win (in Iraq) Same thing as "stay the course" to the GOP
The good decent Senator, Joe Lieberman... The de facto Republican Joe Lieberman
Joe Lieberman Joe LIEberME
The Iraq War is central to fighting the war against terrorism Fighting terrorism with the war in Iraq is like putting out fire with gasoline --from viewer Scot Spitzner, CO
Operation Enduring Freedom Operation Enduring Occupation
It's a choice between staying in Iraq to win the war versus cutting and running and losing It's really a choice between staying in Iraq and losing slowly versus exiting Iraq and losing quickly

2 comments:

Boone said...

PROGRESSIVE DEFINITIONS

Liberal. A very scary word that upsets most thinking persons with an ounce of common sense,,,, gotta change that word to........

Progressive - A word to confuse most thinking persons to convince them that the Dems are something new and different and not liberals.

Progressive Liberal - A group of people who can't stand the thought of anyone keeping any of their own hard earned money. The poor need it more than you. If you have it, we wan't it. We hate the rich, but just wait till we get our hands into the pockets of the middle class. Those pennies really add up!

Cigarettes and Alcohol - Legal substances in the United States that we can convince the sheep are so horrible that we will tax those items beyond reach and then cry for more money when the tax revenue from them dries up.

Same Sex Marriage - Perfectly normal. The way we would all want our children to be raised. Loving, caring adoptive family of 2 men sleeping in the same bed and showing thier sons how to grow up to be a healthy and well adjusted man.

Hetero Marriage - Yuk! A man and a women together in a union? What were you thinking?

Ford, Chevrolet - Bad

Toyota, Nissan - Good

Raising the minimum wage 20 cents an hour - The extra 8 dollars a week will save the poor..... if you don't figure in the 25 percent tax bracket.

Rich People - Bad. They didn't do anything to get their money.

Poor People - Good. It is "through no fault of their own.

Socialism - Bad name but it's our policy. Gotta think of something better. Oh ya,,,, Progressive.

Free Market System - Bad. Doesn't give enough to the people who "through no fault of their own" don't have money.

Okay, enough definitions. Unfortunately, with all of their faults, the Dems still look better then the Republicans. They WILL win the house on November 7th. The Republicans deserve to lose it and they will. It's going to be an interesting couple of years.

Sunny said...

Send your suggestions to topplebush.com.

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