Thursday, August 24, 2006

Laugh Riot Four

Coulter Gets her Freak On!

Queen of Mean...Dissed!


Whenever Ann is faced with the reality that Osama hasn’t been caught yet by this administration–well–Poor Ann. Kirsten Powers actually responds to Coulter’s ridiculous line that Afghanistan is going swimmingly and brings up the fact that Osama is still alive and well. Coulter then plays her usual Clinton card and freaks. "Sean, help me–Sean, where are you? Sean, these mean people are talking…I can’t get my 10,000 words of Liberal hate speech in…I’m melting." Michael Brown didn’t mind that Hannity talked over him.
--John Amato, August 24th, 2006


Happy Friday!

"It was a disappointing primary season for Lieberman, but on the plus side his campaign was long, quiet and depressing enough to qualify as a Jewish holiday." --Tina Fey

"You remember Katherine Harris, Florida's Secretary of State. Now she is running for Congress. Just what we need, another crooked Florida election. She already believes that the confused and disoriented voters will put her over the top. She is very confident, she predicts she will win the election by 742 votes." -—David Letterman

"In his State of the Union Address, President Bush announced a new initiative to keep young people out of gangs, a new program called Do Right And Follow Through (D.R.A.F.T.)." –-Tina Fey

"Here's what we know about Ann Coulter. She's blonde, she's single, and well, maybe someone will set her up with O.J."--David Letterman

"What a nightmare I had last night. I dreamed I was at a Washington party and I had to choose between Dick Cheney taking me on a hunting trip or Ted Kennedy driving me home."--Jay Leno



Thanks to Political Humor!


Mucho kudos to Bush or Chimp?



2 comments:

Biks Wigglesworth said...

Thank God somebody in Florida has some sense! :-) To see what two asshole yankees from Massachusetts thought of Florida, click here: The Dacrons flash travel blog

Sunny said...

Thanks for the link! I know a Yankee that just might be interested in such Northern ramblings!